The League Has Lost Its Way.
The c
mmissioner has reclaimed control.
For too long, this league has operated without structure. Weakness spread. Faggots ruled. Democracy failed. The commissioner has officially reclaimed control. This year marks the beginning of a new era of Andrew Suck.
No internet.
No AI.
ANDREW SUCK: NO SIGNAL
Back when fantasy football was actually fucking pure.
There were no rankings in your pocket.
No AI-generated sleepers.
No online draft boards.
No AI-generated sleepers.
No online draft boards.
It was just men, football, alcohol, bad decisions, and good moments.
This year, we disappear into the wilderness for three days with limited to no cell service and no internet access.
Prepare yourself accordingly.
Roster – Season 2026
League Members
01
Corey Jeppesen
02
Mason Lopez
03
Kaden Nelson
04
UNCLAIMED
05
Kevin Graham
06
Ryan Dennison
07
Levi Gossett
08
Carney Chambers
09
Jack Gullette
10
Matt Peplinski
Schedule
Camp Details & Itinerary
Friday — August 14th
- Camp setup
- Drinks
- BBQ
- Campfire
- General league degeneracy
Please arrive prepared. Cell service is limited once you enter the mountains.
Saturday — August 15th
- Breakfast
- Draft games
- Official paper draft
- BBQ
- Campfire
- Night activities TBD
Sunday — August 16th
- Wake up
- Attempt recovery
- Pack camp
- Departure anytime
Before You Go
Important Camp Information
- Tent camping and campers only
- Campsites may be slightly spread apart
- Main hangout areas will remain centralized
- The river near camp is shallow and ideal for hanging out
- Bring enough gas before leaving the freeway
- Small stores exist nearby — do not rely on them
- Bring all important supplies before arrival
- Expect limited to no internet or phone service
The law
Official League Rules
01$250 buy in. Cash only — your Venmo will be rejected.
02League dues are paid at camp.
03No internet.
04No AI assistance.
05No online draft boards.
06Camp is mandatory. No Camp, No membership.
07Official sticker board provided like the old days.
08Commissioner rulings are final. This is not a democracy anymore, your votes are only suggestions.
09No bitching.
10No excuses.
11If you forget something, suffer.